Brothers and sisters.
I have terroble news for you. The gods are furious with us. We have slain their champions over and over again in a vain effort to get "better loot" or "cool pets". And now we are been punished for our sins.
We have lots our costumes we so selfishly had fougth for. Our house turned from a santuary of peace and creativity into death trap. We haven been divided, chaos controls the streets of our once great capital.
The end is comming soon!
But why still have a choice... brothers and sister... I ask you to join me on a path of righteousness... forget Drusera... that flase god who has forsaquen us on this time of need. NOW WE SHALL PRAISE THE CHEESE!